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In comedy, we try to get laughs
because that's how we survive.

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You get paid to be
a certain guy.

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They don't want to see me
doing Othello.

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My wife says when I put this bad
boy on, I turn into a wild,

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hairy, disgusting ape. Wuh!

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Comedians, we tend to talk about
our failures, not our successes.

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I wish I could walk in there
and tell my boss off and quit.

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You're self-employed,
Mr. Carlin.

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I know.

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I was a trailblazer, too.
I made the trail wider.

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I'm going on a diet, Dan,
I'm startin' right now.

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Go. I'll be here when you
get back.

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Every morning I get clean
clothes and an apple.

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And I'm happy.

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<i>"Pioneers of Television"
was made possible by</i>

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<i>contributions to
your PBS station</i>

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<i>from viewers like you.</i>

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<i>They paid their dues
by taking a chance.</i>

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When I first stepped on stage
as a comedian,

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I really had no idea if I was
funny or not, I mean none.

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You know, sometimes audiences
don't laugh, did you know that?

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I know that.

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In the beginning of standup,

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it's the hardest thing
in the world,

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because you are not good.

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It takes thirty years to make
a great standup comic; it does.

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Are you a housewife, too?

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I hate that word and I hate
the word "homemaker," too.

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I wanna be
called "domestic goddess."

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<i>They brought their characters
to life</i>

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<i>in our favorite sitcoms.</i>

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The character is about 85% me,

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the other 15% being
an extremely sick mind.

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Emily, this may come as a shock
to you, but...

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in high school I was considered
great looking.

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You're kidding!

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I cannot tell you and describe
it beautifully,

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the camaraderie we had.

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♪ I want you by my side ♪

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♪ And I want you to keep,
oh, keep me satisfied ♪

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<i>Through drive, intelligence
and creativity,</i>

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<i>they've kept us laughing
decade after decade.</i>

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Because funny is smart,
for the most part.

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It's pretty hard to be funny
and a complete moron.

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Nothing matches better than
vanilla and chocolate.

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And yet, still somehow,

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racial harmony eludes us.

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I got a goal in mind.
I want to do Johnny Carson.

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I want to sit
there on that desk.

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I want him to do this
and invite me over to his desk.

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In my core, I felt like this is
what I was kind of meant to do.

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This is what I do the best.

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- Oh, now I don't love you.
- You don't say it.

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- I do.
- No, you don't.

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- I do.
- When do you say it?

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With my eyes!

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What people think of me is often
not what I am.

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<i>Together, these standup comics
redefined the American sitcom.</i>

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<i>They are the pioneers
of television.</i>

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<i>In the spring of 19</i> 7 <i>6,</i>
<i>Jerry Seinfeld</i>

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<i>told a joke on stage
for the very first time.</i>

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I really had no idea if I was
funny or not, I mean none.

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A shower is the only break
you get, isn't it?

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When you're asleep, people
can bother you.

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In the shower, they can't
get to you.

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They call up,
"I'm sorry we can't reach him.

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He's in the shower.
There's nothing anyone can do.

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He's five feet away,
we can't talk to him,

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we can't get a message,
we can't do anything."

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You come out, "I can't
talk now, I just got out."

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This got a huge laugh.

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And I was so shocked,
I was just shocked.

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I was shocked.

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I heard this laugh just hit me

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like a bucket of water
in the face.

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That's what it felt like.

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<i>From that moment forward,</i>

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<i>Jerry Seinfeld's singular focus
was standup comedy.</i>

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I go, "I want to be in
this life."

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And this is really the key
aspect of a comedian...

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Is that you want to be this

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and you
don't care about anything else.

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<i>Five years later,
Seinfeld reached</i>

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<i>the holy grail for standups...</i>

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<i>A shot on Johnny Carson's
"Tonight Show."</i>

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To get asked to be on that show
was like,

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"Do you want to play
in the World Series?"

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Have you ever seen the guy who's
got the record

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for fattest man in the world?

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It's an amazing thing...
Bob Hughes, 1400 pounds.

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Ladies and gentleman,
the man has let himself go.

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I used to feel bad talking about
him on stage,

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'cause somebody... but you could
weigh a thousand pounds

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and go, "He's not talking
about me!

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This is a man with a serious
weight problem."

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It went well.
It went well.

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I had a different image of it
in my mind.

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I had never been in front
of 500 people before

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and that was the biggest
audience I had ever seen

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at that time.

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So, I was nervous for
a million reasons,

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but that was very
overwhelming to me.

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You're so in shock at the time.

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Jerry Seinfeld.
Thank you, Jerry.

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Take a bow.

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He was saying,
"Great job, Jerry," as I left.

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And he gives you
the big "OK" sign,

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which was a very
valuable thing...

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We'll be back in a moment.

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That I realized,
oh, he liked me.

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He liked what I was doing.

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<i>The success of Seinfeld's
talk show appearances led</i>

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<i>to a meeting at NBC
to discuss a potential sitcom.</i>

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They called me in and they said,

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"What is it that you have
in mind?"

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And I said, "Nothing.

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I don't have anything.
I didn't have anything in mind."

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I actually believed maybe they
had something in mind

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since they had the big building
with the logo on it...

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I thought, "Maybe that's
what they do here.

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Maybe they come up with TV shows
and they take talented people

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and say, "We have a show for
you," but they don't do that.

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They don't do that.

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<i>Jerry may not have had an idea
for a sitcom,</i>

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<i>but his friend Larry David did.</i>

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<i>Before long, the two comics
had worked up a premise.</i>

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The whole show came from
the way Larry and I related

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and that's why I asked him
to work with me on it.

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Because I liked
the sound of the conversations

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that he and I would have.

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And he had a lot more
ideas than I had

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about what we should do
and shouldn't do.

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So he really helped structure
the whole thing.

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<i>The first decision was to
create a scenario</i>

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<i>that wasn't too far from
Jerry's own life,</i>

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<i>a New York standup comedian
who hung out with his friends.</i>

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There's nothing, pretty much,
that TV Jerry would do

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that I wouldn't do
and vice versa.

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<i>But "TV Jerry" wasn't as
successful or smart</i>

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<i>as real Jerry, and that
was the source</i>

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<i>of much of the series' humor.</i>

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What happened Tuesday night?

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I saw your act.

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My act? What does that
have to do with anything?

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Well, to be honest, it just
didn't make it for me.

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It was just so much fluff.

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I can't believe this.
So what are you saying?

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You didn't like my act,
so that's it?

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I can't be with someone if
I don't respect what they do.

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You're a cashier!

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<i>For Jerry Seinfeld,
the cluelessness</i>

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<i>of the sitcom characters
is what made them funny.</i>

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Go talk to her.

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Elaine, bald men with no jobs
and no money

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who live with their parents
don't approach strange women.

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Well, here's your chance
to try the opposite.

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Instead of tuna salad and being
intimidated by women,

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chicken salad and going
right up to them.

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That is one of my favorite lines
of the show,

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when I say to George,
"If everything you do is wrong,

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then the opposite would
have to be right."

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I should do the opposite.

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If every instinct you
have is wrong,

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then the opposite would
have to be right.

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It's just completely stupid,
you know.

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But he's stupid
so he believes it.

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Yes, I will do the opposite.

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I used to sit here and do
nothing

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and regret it for
the rest of the day.

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So now I will do the opposite.

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It sounded good, you know,
but it doesn't make any sense.

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My name is George.

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I'm unemployed and I live
with my parents.

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I'm Victoria. Hi.

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What I love about that is that

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that's an eternal comedic
device.

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Two idiots trying to work
something out.

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It can't be done, huh?

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The switch?

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The switch.

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Can't be done.

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I wonder.

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That is an ancient comedic
device.

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Do you realize,
in the entire history

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of western civilization, no one
has successfully accomplished

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the roommate switch?

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In the middle ages you could get
locked up

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for even suggesting it.

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They didn't have roommates
in the middle ages.

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If two guys are stupid,

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watching them try and be smart
is going to be funny.

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If you haven't
got the stomach for this,

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let's get it out right now
and I'll go on my own.

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If not, you can get on board
and we can get to work.

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Now what's it gonna be?

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Alright, dammit, I'm in.

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I couldn't do it without you.

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<i>The Seinfeld sitcom was known</i>

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<i>for its seemingly unconnected
storylines</i>

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<i>that merged at the end.</i>

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When Kramer was hitting
golf balls on the beach,

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George was pretending to be
a marine biologist.

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What's going on over here?

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There's a beached whale.
She's dying.

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Is anyone here
a marine biologist?

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We were doing those stories
before we saw

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that there was a connection
between them.

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That, what if the distress
of the whale

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was caused
by Kramer's golf ball?

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A huge tidal wave lifted me,
tossed me like a cork,

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and I found myself right on top
of him,

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face to face with the blow hole.

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I could barely see
from the waves

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crashing down upon me but I knew
something was there.

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So I reached my hand in,
felt around

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and pulled out the obstruction.

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We were way, way deep into
making that show.

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We might not have even
noticed it.

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Just, somebody went,
"Wait a minute.

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What if that's what the whale's
problem was?"

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What is that?
A Titleist?

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A hole in one, huh?

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We wrote that the night before

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and just laughed ourselves silly
writing that.

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But that's about
my most favorite thing

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that we ever stumbled upon.

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<i>No show of the era produced
more water cooler talk</i>

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<i>than Seinfeld, knitting
countless catchphrases</i>

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<i>into the American fabric.</i>

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You mean shrinkage?

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Yes.

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Significant shrinkage.

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He recycled this gift.
He's a re-gifter.

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So you're still
master of your domain?

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Yes, yes I am master
of my domain.

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I met this lawyer, we went out
to dinner,

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I had the lobster bisque,
we went back to my place,

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yadda, yadda, yadda... I never
heard from him again.

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But you "yadda yadda'd"
over the best part.

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No, I mentioned the bisque.

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<i>Coming up with a half-hour
of memorable comedy</i>

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<i>each week isn't easy,
especially for a standup comic</i>

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<i>who isn't used to
managing people.</i>

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The difference between
the stand-up and a sitcom

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is you're going from the least
collaborative medium there is

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to the most collaborative.

247
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The reason you become
a comedian is

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you're not a good collaborator.

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You're not good with people.

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You're not good in social
situations

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or professional situations.

252
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You're not really good at
anything but that.

253
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,297
<i>When Seinfeld ended
its network run,</i>

254
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:39,201
<i>Jerry was content to leave
behind the team environment</i>

255
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<i>and return to his first love,
standup.</i>

256
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I just can't drive around there.

257
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,207
You know how
the old people drive,

258
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they drive slow, they sit low.

259
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That is their motto.

260
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The state flag of Florida
should be just a steering wheel

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with a hat and two knuckles
on it.

262
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:00,589
People always say, "Why don't
you do another sitcom?"

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I think, "If I could do another
sitcom that good,

264
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yeah, sure I'd do it."

265
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,923
You can't.
I mean, I can't.

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<i>Often forgotten
in the Seinfeld saga</i>

267
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,805
<i>is the story of the series'
first years,</i>

268
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<i>when it was almost cancelled,</i>

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<i>crushed in its time slot</i>

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<i>by the other
'90s powerhouse sitcom,</i>

271
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<i>which also starred
a standup comic who had brought</i>

272
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<i>his act to television.</i>

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<i>Fall of 1984.</i>

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<i>At the Goodyear Tire Company
in Akron, Ohio,</i>

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<i>a local comic has been hired
to tell a few jokes</i>

276
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<i>at a sales dinner,
but no one's laughing.</i>

277
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<i>No one's even listening
to a guy named Tim Allen.</i>

278
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No one was listening.

279
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All these guys were just eating
their steaks

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and talking and smoking
at the time and it was,

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"Arr, arr, arr..."

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Don't think your old man grunts,
give him a steak.

283
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,714
"Honey, you like that?"
"Mm, uh, mm, uh, mm, uh...

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Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr!
Eh, eh, eh, eh!"

285
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,918
"You want the butter
or the salt?"

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00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,420
"Arr, arr, arr!"

287
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,255
I decided, perhaps,
that would be

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the only way to get
their attention, if I talked

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00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,160
like men talk when they're
grumbling, they're,

290
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,363
"roa, grr, arr, arr"...
And I started doing that,

291
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,433
and it was clear that that was
a very big deal,

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'cause I got drunk salesmen,
smoking, going, "Arr?"

293
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,040
<i>Tim Allen recognized that
success in comedy</i>

294
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<i>would mean expanding beyond
his Midwestern base.</i>

295
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,279
<i>So he transitioned
to Los Angeles,</i>

296
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,514
<i>where his career accelerated,</i>

297
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,284
<i>including a Showtime special
and packed houses</i>

298
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<i>at bigger and bigger venues.</i>

299
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,487
Men like doing things women
don't like.

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00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,556
Go to a guy's house and say,
"Did you build that table?"

301
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,957
"Yeah."

302
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:45,694
Go to a woman's house and say,
"Did you make that dress?"

303
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,030
She'll knife you right
in the heart.

304
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:52,368
<i>By 1990, Tim Allen was offered
his own sitcom,</i>

305
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,070
<i>by the head of Disney...
Jeffrey Katzenberg.</i>

306
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,373
<i>Allen said no.</i>

307
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,742
<i>Katzenberg offered
a different sitcom.</i>

308
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,443
<i>Allen said no again.</i>

309
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,645
I had had a career touring.

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I was making great money,

311
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,449
and really doing what
I wanted to do,

312
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,951
so I didn't need the gig.

313
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:12,755
So when Jeffrey called, he said,
"We want to offer you this,"

314
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I said, "Well, I don't
think so."

315
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,092
And if you don't know
Jeffrey Katzenberg,

316
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I'll tell you, he doesn't like
being said no to,

317
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,897
especially when he's being nice
and sweet like he is.

318
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,133
And he said... he called me
at home, he said,

319
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,835
"Maybe you didn't hear me."
I said, "Yeah, I heard you."

320
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,505
<i>What Tim Allen wanted was
to create</i>

321
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<i>his own show from scratch,
based on his standup persona.</i>

322
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:37,146
<i>Katzenberg agreed, and Allen's
sitcom began to take shape.</i>

323
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:40,983
I like "This Old House"
a lot, so start with that.

324
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:45,187
But make me just a jerk,
always screwing up his work,

325
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,556
and then I want a neighbor
that you can't see.

326
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,792
Somehow, I had neighbors in
my life that were like,

327
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,693
on acre plots in Michigan,
I never even...

328
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,429
I still don't know what
he looks like.

329
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,265
- Wilson?
- Howdy, neighbor.

330
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,701
Always, from his car
to his house, "Hey, Paul."

331
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,571
And he'd have groceries
by his... I never saw him.

332
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,840
Still, to this day,
he's still there,

333
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:08,110
I still own that same house.
I wanted that and three boys.

334
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,945
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

335
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:15,284
Truckenstein vs. Fordzilla
at the Silver Dome!

336
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,619
The biggest monster truck rally
in Detroit history!

337
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,689
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

338
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,724
What will I wear?

339
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:24,526
I didn't get you a ticket,
honey.

340
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,463
House to myself

341
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:31,400
on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

342
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,937
ABC still wasn't sure Allen
could translate

343
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:38,407
his standup persona
to a sitcom character,

344
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,275
so they sent him
to an acting coach.

345
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,978
We went through all these,
"Oh, please,"

346
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,582
all this Shakespeare, and I had
to beg and cry and emote,

347
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,817
and it was like,
"What are we doing?"

348
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,786
He said, "To be honest with you,

349
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,855
they're wondering if you can
memorize.

350
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,490
That's all they want to know is,

351
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,592
are you a person that can't
memorize?"

352
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,993
Which means it's a problem,

353
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,995
because it's 40 new pages
every day.

354
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,699
Tim Allen soon proved
he could memorize

355
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,634
and he could act.

356
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,437
But like all standups, he knew
he'd get his best performance

357
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,771
in front of a live audience.

358
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:12,975
In a television show,
you got the audience,

359
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,610
but it's manipulated.

360
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,278
You only get one try.

361
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:19,515
As soon as you give the audience
where the joke lands,

362
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,383
then you do the second take,
it's phony,

363
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:24,119
because they know, "Oh, this is
where we're supposed to laugh."

364
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,255
<i>"Home Improvement" was a success</i>

365
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,824
<i>from the first episode
and grew to become</i>

366
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:33,595
<i>one of the most popular
television shows of the 1990s.</i>

367
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:36,532
<i>But Tim Allen had one goal left
unfulfilled.</i>

368
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:41,003
<i>Like all comics of the era,
he wanted to do standup</i>

369
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,105
<i>on Johnny Carson's
"Tonight Show."</i>

370
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,140
<i>Now, he'd finally get
his chance.</i>

371
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,642
I bombed.

372
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,344
I went on there and didn't have
my glasses, which I wear.

373
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,513
He said, "Do you see
where you're standing?"

374
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,315
He just quickly opened
the curtain,

375
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,317
and I lied because I wanted
to be a pro.

376
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,886
I said, "Yeah"... I had no
idea where he was pointing.

377
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,622
So when they opened the curtain,
I walked out and stopped.

378
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:03,559
There's booms moving and cameras
adjusting, because I didn't...

379
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,694
And that took me, I go,
"Whoa, what's happening?"

380
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,930
This is his first appearance
with us on the "Tonight Show."

381
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,031
Would you welcome Tim Allen.

382
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,354
Tim Allen!

383
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,742
Oh! Hi, there. Thank you for
having me, nice to be here.

384
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,012
And had to start my act,
I got off on the wrong foot,

385
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,315
and I just died,
it was just death.

386
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,483
Why do you listen to shop
teachers?

387
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:31,153
Half of them are missing
fingers, am I wrong?

388
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,021
Hey, boys, watch that sabre saw.

389
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,657
It'll kick back on you,
I'm not kiddin' ya.

390
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,794
I'm not kiddin' around,
I'll tell you that right now!

391
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,396
Let me pass out those
test papers, there you go.

392
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,366
Thank you all very much.
I'm Tim Allen.

393
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,234
Then Johnny, he sits down,

394
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:47,903
and in between the break,
he said,

395
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,605
"You got to be funnier
than that."

396
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,375
<i>Tim Allen recovered from
the "Tonight Show" misstep,</i>

397
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:55,243
<i>and by November 1994</i>

398
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:59,414
<i>he had the number-one TV show,
number-one book,</i>

399
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:02,217
<i>and number-one movie,
simultaneously...</i>

400
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,853
<i>An unprecedented accomplishment.</i>

401
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,254
Tim, do you ever listen to me?

402
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,757
It was the last thing I said
to you in bed last night.

403
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,159
No, I believe, if you recall,
the last thing

404
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:15,052
you said to me in bed
last night was, "No!"

405
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,621
You're thinking of tonight.

406
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,978
<i>Throughout the series'
eight year run,</i>

407
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,314
<i>Allen fought for good stories,</i>

408
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,850
<i>believing comedy would flow
from the situation,</i>

409
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,218
<i>not the other way around.</i>

410
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,621
It's called a situation comedy.

411
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:43,158
It's not a comedy situation.

412
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,993
So it can't be bit to bit
to bit.

413
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,430
Yellow, see... the sun is yellow
and heats the ground.

414
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,616
That's how they name stuff.

415
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,594
Is that car running?

416
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,046
<i>Tim Allen's role as one of
America's favorite dads</i>

417
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,448
<i>led to movie roles playing
Santa Claus,</i>

418
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,950
<i>and other "good guys"
and father figures.</i>

419
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,853
<i>But he came to learn that
it was hard to escape</i>

420
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,923
<i>the goofy dad persona he
had so carefully developed</i>

421
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,324
<i>on "Home Improvement."</i>

422
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:17,993
<i>Even when parts were offered,</i>

423
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,462
<i>he thought twice about
venturing too far.</i>

424
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,431
You get paid to be
a certain guy.

425
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,686
They don't want to see me
doing Othello.

426
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,057
<i>Tim Allen built a career
drawing humor</i>

427
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,139
<i>from his take on
the American dad.</i>

428
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,642
<i>At the same time,
another breakthrough comic</i>

429
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,226
<i>was doing the same thing
for the American mom.</i>

430
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,049
<i>Growing up in Salt Lake City,
young Roseanne Barr</i>

431
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,485
<i>didn't spend much time
with her father,</i>

432
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:45,787
<i>but they did watch TV together,</i>

433
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,622
<i>whenever a comic was on.</i>

434
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:51,460
My father wanted to be
a standup comic himself.

435
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:55,697
He understood comedy like almost
nobody else I've ever met since.

436
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,700
<i>By her mid 20s, Roseanne found
herself working</i>

437
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:01,303
<i>as a waitress at
Bennigan's in Denver,</i>

438
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:05,140
<i>married, with three children,
and very little money.</i>

439
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:08,977
<i>One night, she signed up for
an open mike at a local club</i>

440
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,579
<i>and suddenly everything changed.</i>

441
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,747
The first time I got

442
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,648
a laugh from an audience,

443
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:16,818
I was totally hooked
and had to continue.

444
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,653
It's hard to be married
a long time

445
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,522
and everything like that,
you know.

446
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,591
It's really hard and everything
but they do bug you.

447
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,526
This is what gets me,
is that they always think

448
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,895
that you're going to be the one
that cleans everything, huh?

449
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:29,998
Like they think that's
your destiny to clean.

450
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,501
And I guess their destiny is
to have a couch

451
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,721
surgically
implanted on their behind.

452
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:41,443
It energizes you to go,
"They're going to love this,"

453
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:45,514
and it's like, boom,
you're giving them a gift.

454
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:48,650
You may marry the man of
your dreams, ladies,

455
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:52,487
but 14 years later, you're
married to a couch that burps.

456
00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:59,060
And they give you a gift back
by laughing at it.

457
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:01,163
So it's like you want to give.

458
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:04,733
And it's a cool
give and take thing,

459
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,501
an exchange of energy.

460
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:09,070
<i>Roseanne spent the next few
years honing her act,</i>

461
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,939
<i>perfecting her standup
character.</i>

462
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,208
It's really fun to do that,

463
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:17,813
and to be inside your brain when
it's working like that,

464
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,448
you're going to feel very alive.

465
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:25,086
<i>In 1985, Roseanne moved
to Los Angeles</i>

466
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:28,356
<i>and her career accelerated like
no one's before.</i>

467
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:31,159
It was like, wow.
It was instantaneous.

468
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,627
My first time on stage,

469
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:37,666
I did five minutes for
Mitzi Shore at the Comedy Store

470
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:42,938
on Sunset Boulevard
and that night she took me

471
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,907
into the main room
and told me to do 20.

472
00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:51,746
<i>Within weeks, Roseanne Barr was
booked on the "Tonight Show."</i>

473
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,782
Have you ever noticed that
fat people

474
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,350
don't think like skinny people?

475
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,152
We have our own way of thinking.

476
00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:59,788
Like, did you ever ask
a fat person for directions?

477
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:02,224
'Cause that is when
the difference in thinking

478
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:03,458
really shows, you know.

479
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:05,594
'Cause you go up to them
on the street and ask 'em

480
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,629
where something is and they tell
you like this.

481
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:10,265
"Well, go down here
to Arby's..."

482
00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:18,273
My first time
on the "Tonight Show"...

483
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:20,308
That was just a dream come true,

484
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:22,444
and it went almost exactly
the way

485
00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:24,112
I hoped and dreamed it would.

486
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:29,150
It was just a life-changing,
exciting, fantastic night.

487
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:32,320
But it's good that I'm fat,
though, because I'm a mom,

488
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:34,823
and fat moms are better than
skinny moms.

489
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:37,092
'Cause what do you want when
you're depressed?

490
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,728
Some skinny mom, "Well,
why don't you jog around awhile

491
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,930
and that'll release adrenaline
in your blood

492
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,799
and you'll better cope
with stress?"

493
00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:48,069
Or some fat mom, "Well,
let's have pudding,

494
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,704
Oreos and marshmallows."

495
00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:53,041
He asked me,

496
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,143
"Do you write
your own material?"

497
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,978
And I said, "Yeah," and he said,

498
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:59,447
"Well, it's very good
and I'm telling you

499
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:02,851
you're going to be the biggest
woman ever in standup comedy

500
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,520
and you have my personal
guarantee for that."

501
00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:09,658
I was like, "Duh!"
I was agog.

502
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:14,729
<i>It wasn't long before Roseanne
had a deal to do a sitcom,</i>

503
00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:17,966
<i>but she was determined to
create something different,</i>

504
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:20,869
<i>to make a statement,
to influence the culture.</i>

505
00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:24,306
When I used to watch all those
television shows and sitcoms

506
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:27,375
myself in my home and just go,
"You've got to be..."

507
00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:30,011
I don't want to swear,
but you've got to be

508
00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:31,579
me with this crap.

509
00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:32,881
And it made me angry.

510
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:35,917
<i>From day one, Roseanne had
to fight hard</i>

511
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:38,887
<i>for her vision of TV's
Roseanne Connor.</i>

512
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:42,123
It came from here,

513
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:47,395
and I didn't want to turn it
over to anybody

514
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:49,965
who had no idea
what it was about.

515
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,067
<i>To the show's early writers,</i>

516
00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:55,804
<i>a feminist character was
intrinsically anti-male,</i>

517
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,406
<i>but Roseanne's take
on the women's movement</i>

518
00:24:58,430 --> 00:24:59,607
<i>was very different.</i>

519
00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:01,109
They thought that

520
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:05,880
saying something feminist
or something pro-woman

521
00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:10,385
was the opposite of saying
something pro man and it isn't.

522
00:25:10,409 --> 00:25:14,022
It isn't at all; in fact,
it's almost the opposite.

523
00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:15,457
<i>The issue nearly came to blows</i>

524
00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:17,659
<i>when shooting this scene
in the first season.</i>

525
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:20,161
Tell me, miss.

526
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,931
Will you still respect me
in the morning?

527
00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:25,800
<i>The writers wanted
the Roseanne Connor character</i>

528
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:28,636
<i>to make a disparaging remark
about her husband.</i>

529
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:31,072
<i>Roseanne Barr refused.</i>

530
00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:33,675
They wanted me to say
those lines, but I was like,

531
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:37,012
"That isn't how women talk.

532
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,980
I don't even know any men that
talk that way

533
00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:40,281
besides Archie Bunker."

534
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:44,352
After stopping production
for a time, Roseanne won

535
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,254
and the scene was softened.

536
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:49,491
I'll respect you in the morning,
in the afternoon

537
00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:51,526
and especially at night.

538
00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:58,166
These people went to Yale
and Harvard.

539
00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:01,202
A lot of them didn't even know
what lunchmeat was.

540
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,871
And I remember them saying,

541
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:05,073
"What is that?
What is lunchmeat?"

542
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:08,109
And I say, "It's that
square meat that's pressed."

543
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:09,911
They'd be like...

544
00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:13,281
So there was a lot of class
issues like that.

545
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:15,517
Why don't you stack them
sandwiches on a plate for me?

546
00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:17,719
I've got to go to Andy J.
And get some chips and soda

547
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,220
and all kinds of other stuff.

548
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:23,958
I see flat meat and I see bread
but I don't see no sandwiches.

549
00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:25,693
Oh, boing!

550
00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:29,564
Did you want me to make them
sandwiches?

551
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,066
Oh, could you?

552
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,333
Oh, are you kidding?

553
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,335
I've been standing behind
a counter

554
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,338
preparing food for people all
day and I will say right now

555
00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:39,574
there is nothing more
I'd rather do than

556
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,109
make sandwiches for you, Dan.

557
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,311
Why then, we're both in heaven.

558
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:47,582
<i>By the thirteenth episode,
Roseanne had won control</i>

559
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,983
<i>of her show,</i>

560
00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:51,352
<i>a new vision of working-
class women and their families.</i>

561
00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:52,854
The thing that was different

562
00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:57,092
about the show was that it dealt
with class in America,

563
00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:59,894
class issues and women
and class,

564
00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:02,897
and women in their families
and working class families.

565
00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:05,333
None of that was ever on TV
before, really.

566
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:06,968
Okay, tell Dwight to tell
Dad that...

567
00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:08,870
You're not writing this down
at all, are you?

568
00:27:08,894 --> 00:27:12,574
- Yes I am.
<i>- Becky!</i>

569
00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:14,742
All right.

570
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,244
<i>Okay, tell Dwight</i>

571
00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:18,113
to tell dad that I got overtime
tonight

572
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,048
so he has to pick up dinner
for you kids.

573
00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:21,549
Great! Can we get
Chipper Chicken?

574
00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:25,386
You can get Happy Hamster
for all I care.

575
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:27,789
<i>The series tackled
a range of issues</i>

576
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:30,158
<i>television had largely
neglected...</i>

577
00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:32,927
<i>Unemployment, alcoholism,
domestic violence,</i>

578
00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:35,463
<i>teen pregnancy, and gay rights.</i>

579
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:38,166
One of the best ones that I like
the most

580
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:41,970
for breaking through things was
where Darlene got her period.

581
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:45,406
What are you throwing
all your stuff away for?

582
00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:47,609
These are girls' things,
Darlene.

583
00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:49,310
As long as a girl uses 'em.

584
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,212
You love all this stuff.

585
00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:53,882
That's reason enough to keep it.

586
00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:56,784
I'm probably going
to start throwing

587
00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:58,586
like a girl now anyway.

588
00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:01,055
Definitely. And,
since you got your period,

589
00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:03,480
you're going to be throwing
a lot farther.

590
00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:08,496
<i>Roseanne topped the ratings
in its first year,</i>

591
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,099
<i>and stayed popular
for all nine seasons,</i>

592
00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:14,702
<i>offering a unique perspective
on American life.</i>

593
00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:17,405
You mean you don't want to spend
a delightful Sunday

594
00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:18,740
with mumsy and popsy?

595
00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:22,610
The two most boring people
on the face of the earth?

596
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:24,612
Sunday around here is death.

597
00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:27,415
Will Dad have a third
cup of coffee?

598
00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:30,118
Will mom get off the sofa
by noon?

599
00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:32,921
Will you get the hell out
of my house?

600
00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:34,622
I did what I came to do.

601
00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:38,293
I accomplished everything that
I wanted to accomplish

602
00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,661
with my comedy.

603
00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:43,765
I wanted to tear down some walls
and make some roads bigger

604
00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:46,258
and move the center left,
and I did.

605
00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:51,839
<i>In Roseanne's final years,
another landmark family comedy</i>

606
00:28:51,863 --> 00:28:53,474
<i>was making its premiere,</i>

607
00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,044
<i>but the center of this
show wasn't a strong woman,</i>

608
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,913
<i>it was a rather needy man...</i>

609
00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:01,182
<i>The lovable
but helpless Ray Barone.</i>

610
00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:02,850
Live from New York,

611
00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:04,900
it's Saturday night!

612
00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:12,093
<i>In 19</i> 7 <i>5, "Saturday Night Live"</i>
<i>premiered</i>

613
00:29:12,117 --> 00:29:14,796
<i>and that gave one
young teenager an idea.</i>

614
00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:17,332
<i>In the basement
of his local church,</i>

615
00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:21,035
<i>he and a few friends put on
their own sketch comedy show.</i>

616
00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:23,705
<i>The leader of this troupe
was Ray Romano.</i>

617
00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:26,674
We wrote our own sketches, did
our own props, our own makeup.

618
00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:30,411
It was a success for us.
We heard laughs.

619
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:34,148
That was really where
I got the bug.

620
00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:37,752
<i>In his early 20s, Romano took
the next step,</i>

621
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,021
<i>trying standup at audition night</i>

622
00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:41,689
<i>at the Improv in New York.</i>

623
00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,491
In the beginning of standup,

624
00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:45,860
it's the hardest thing
in the world

625
00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:48,329
because you are not good.

626
00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:51,733
<i>His second attempt at standup
went so poorly,</i>

627
00:29:51,757 --> 00:29:53,735
<i>Ray Romano quit comedy entirely.</i>

628
00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:56,371
<i>He studied accounting,
worked odd jobs,</i>

629
00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:57,705
<i>and watched sports,</i>

630
00:29:57,729 --> 00:29:59,774
<i>while still living
in his parents' basement.</i>

631
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,076
It's Italian mother and all
of that.

632
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:04,245
They're fine with you
living home.

633
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:06,547
They're not trying
to push you away.

634
00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:09,450
<i>Finally, two years after
bombing on stage,</i>

635
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:12,186
<i>he worked up the nerve
to try it again.</i>

636
00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:16,157
I was so depressed,
I got off the stage

637
00:30:16,181 --> 00:30:17,892
and I went home.

638
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:21,396
To show you how
devastating it was to me,

639
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,899
I went upstairs and I woke up
my mother and father and said,

640
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:28,536
"Why'd you leave?"

641
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,606
When you're new,
it's just flop, sweat

642
00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:34,742
and you speed up
and you forget things.

643
00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:39,047
<i>Eventually, Ray Romano started
getting consistent laughs,</i>

644
00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:41,949
<i>but it took time to develop
his comic persona.</i>

645
00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:45,320
I was doing material that I
would never do now.

646
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:48,256
I was doing impressions,
weird, goofy impressions.

647
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,124
I was putting hats on
and glasses.

648
00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:52,794
They were getting crazy laughs,

649
00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:59,133
but as I grew, those things,
I evolved and I found my voice.

650
00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:01,769
<i>After six years
of honing his act,</i>

651
00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:05,340
<i>Ray Romano began landing spots
on comedy specials.</i>

652
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:08,876
I have a three year-old daughter
and twin one year-old boys.

653
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,545
That's the correct response.

654
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:11,846
Good, I'm glad.

655
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:15,950
Normally, single people clap.
"Oh, twins. Yay."

656
00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:21,255
Parents are, "Oh, that could
have been us, oh, my god!"

657
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:25,426
<i>Standup comics who break
through on the marquee shows</i>

658
00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:28,730
<i>often land sitcoms,
but Ray Romano wasn't</i>

659
00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:30,231
<i>getting any calls.</i>

660
00:31:30,255 --> 00:31:33,301
<i>The weeks and months ticked by.</i>

661
00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:35,837
<i>Four years later,
still no sitcom.</i>

662
00:31:35,861 --> 00:31:39,540
<i>Then Ray made an appearance
on the David Letterman show.</i>

663
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,843
And no one really wants to talk
to you on the phone

664
00:31:41,867 --> 00:31:43,611
when you've
got kids running around.

665
00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:46,147
Every business call I try to
make, I screw up eventually.

666
00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:49,650
"Oh, yeah, the 15th is fine.
I just need to know...

667
00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:53,121
Where do you think you're going
with that cookie?!

668
00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:56,691
Put the cookie down!

669
00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:58,993
Not you. Sorry.

670
00:31:59,017 --> 00:32:02,029
Sorry. I didn't mean
to scare you.

671
00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:06,000
Oh, I didn't know you were
eating a cookie.

672
00:32:06,024 --> 00:32:08,002
Take it easy."

673
00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:09,137
Click.

674
00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:12,573
I had a really good set
on Letterman.

675
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:15,476
And, afterwards,

676
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:18,813
I just thought, "Well, here's
the next thing."

677
00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:22,216
Letterman's... there it is,
producers, anybody.

678
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,952
You know, I don't know what else
I can do.

679
00:32:24,976 --> 00:32:29,991
If people aren't going
to bite now, that's all right.

680
00:32:30,015 --> 00:32:34,362
<i>The next week, the call came in.</i>

681
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:36,431
My wife came out
in the backyard,

682
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:39,867
I was in the backyard, and said,
"It's the Letterman people."

683
00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:42,937
I pulled up my pants...
Because it's in Queens,

684
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,540
it's an alley way, I'm relaxing.

685
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:49,610
<i>David Letterman's production
company offered a TV deal.</i>

686
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,112
<i>Ray Romano</i>

687
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,047
<i>was about to make the transition</i>

688
00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:54,549
<i>from standup to sitcom.</i>

689
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:57,251
We shuffle 'em here,

690
00:32:57,275 --> 00:33:00,421
twist him like this,

691
00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:06,828
give him a flippity floo,
and over here.

692
00:33:06,852 --> 00:33:09,030
We put him back over here.

693
00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:11,432
Keeping your eye on him?

694
00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:13,401
Okay. Where's Gregory?

695
00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,770
Aha!

696
00:33:15,794 --> 00:33:18,239
C'mon, it's easy.

697
00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:21,976
Which one's Gregory?

698
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,579
Okay, don't tell your mother
about this.

699
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:26,380
<i>Ray's sitcom character</i>

700
00:33:26,404 --> 00:33:29,617
<i>wasn't too far
from his standup persona.</i>

701
00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:33,321
<i>But co-creator Phil Rosenthal
added one extra dimension...</i>

702
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:37,058
<i>Hovering parents, played by
Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts.</i>

703
00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:39,560
Had I not met Phil, I don't
think the show

704
00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:44,232
is as "parent heavy."

705
00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:48,269
And if that happens,
maybe we're not here.

706
00:33:48,293 --> 00:33:51,806
You're talking
to George Lopez for an hour,

707
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:53,174
which is not a bad thing.

708
00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:57,345
Do you know that the fruit keeps
coming month after month?

709
00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,347
He's got us in some kind
of a cult.

710
00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:02,183
It's not a cult, Ma,
it's a club.

711
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:05,152
What do you mean,
month after month?

712
00:34:05,176 --> 00:34:06,735
For how long?

713
00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:11,092
A year.

714
00:34:11,116 --> 00:34:13,327
My God, are you out of
your mind?

715
00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:16,764
Sorry, I'm so sorry, Dad.

716
00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:21,068
They got me an acting coach
actually in the beginning.

717
00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:22,937
It was funny because they
told me,

718
00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:24,472
"Do you want an acting coach?"

719
00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:28,910
I went, "Well, I guess,"
you know.

720
00:34:28,934 --> 00:34:31,812
They were like, "Because people
are going to be

721
00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:33,347
talking back to you now.

722
00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:36,984
You're not just on stage waiting
for the laughs to die down."

723
00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:39,854
<i>Because Ray Romano was largely
unknown,</i>

724
00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:43,257
<i>the first episodes faced
an unusual challenge...</i>

725
00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:45,860
<i>Finding willing viewers
for the studio audience.</i>

726
00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:48,429
They would get the audience
by paying them.

727
00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:51,666
They would go
to the elderly homes

728
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,801
and they would...
I'm not kidding...

729
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:56,337
And rehab centers,
and that was our audience.

730
00:34:56,361 --> 00:34:57,738
Yes.

731
00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:00,308
<i>For Romano,</i>

732
00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:02,109
<i>the biggest challenge
of a sitcom was</i>

733
00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:03,911
<i>letting someone else
write his lines.</i>

734
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,881
It was hard for me to accept
that somebody else

735
00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:09,417
was going to write stuff
for me to say.

736
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,954
It was hard for me...

737
00:35:12,978 --> 00:35:15,222
like, saying
somebody else's words

738
00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:18,759
and getting a laugh from it,
didn't feel like I earned it.

739
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,394
<i>"Everybody Loves Raymond"</i>

740
00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:22,930
<i>was a ratings success
from the start,</i>

741
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,499
<i>but it wasn't until
the fourth episode</i>

742
00:35:25,523 --> 00:35:28,469
<i>that Ray Romano felt the show
started to gel.</i>

743
00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:30,371
It was a show about IQ,

744
00:35:30,395 --> 00:35:35,643
and how I was really hoping
I had a higher IQ than my wife.

745
00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:40,715
And my brother was giving an IQ
test to the parents and to us.

746
00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:42,883
I need you to take an IQ test.

747
00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:44,251
What?

748
00:35:44,275 --> 00:35:45,786
An IQ test.

749
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:48,289
I'm taking
a criminal psychology class

750
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:52,059
to make lieutenant and I have
to learn how to give an IQ test.

751
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:58,599
Ah, I think he wants me to
steal third.

752
00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:04,438
It was just, I thought, at that
time, our funniest episode.

753
00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:07,575
I want you to know I think
I might have

754
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,944
made a mistake
with your test result.

755
00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,612
Jumbled 'em.

756
00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,648
What do you mean?

757
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,784
Well, actually, Raymond,
you were the one who scored

758
00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:18,452
one standard deviation higher
than Debra.

759
00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:20,274
What?

760
00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:24,616
Good night!

761
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:31,632
And we just hit things and we
hit our stride.

762
00:36:31,656 --> 00:36:34,535
And it was at that moment
where I just thought,

763
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:35,636
this might work.

764
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:40,428
Well, now it's a happy marriage.

765
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,918
There was another one where Phil

766
00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:53,721
wanted me to kiss Peter Boyle
on the head

767
00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:56,123
and I had a hard time with it.

768
00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:58,480
I go, "I don't
think he would do that."

769
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,330
To his credit, he made me do it

770
00:37:03,354 --> 00:37:04,932
and it was a great moment.

771
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:09,603
<i>Romano played Ray Barone
for nine seasons.</i>

772
00:37:09,627 --> 00:37:12,807
<i>When the series wrapped, he was
ready for a new challenge.</i>

773
00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:17,211
Under every comedian
there's a lot of angst in there.

774
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,380
There's a lot of stuff he's
working out.

775
00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:22,516
So why not work it out through
drama also?

776
00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:23,984
Get to kiss a few women.

777
00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:26,787
You go around all mopey, talking
about getting back with Sonya.

778
00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:29,457
Look, if you want any chance
of saving your marriage...

779
00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:32,393
There is no chance.
There's no chance, okay?

780
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:35,830
I talked to her today and asked
if we should see other people,

781
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:37,288
she said, "Yes," okay?

782
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,903
You guys, you know, you guys are
always telling me to move on.

783
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:45,272
I'm moving on, so there's
nothing you can do.

784
00:37:45,296 --> 00:37:46,640
We're seeing other people,

785
00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:48,642
so I can do whatever
the hell I want.

786
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:53,180
<i>Ray Romano has won accolades
for his dramatic roles,</i>

787
00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:56,417
<i>but like his peers, he can't
resist the opportunity</i>

788
00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:58,753
<i>to return to his roots,
to stand alone</i>

789
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,388
<i>in front of an audience
and make them laugh.</i>

790
00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:06,694
There is a rush to it
that is fulfilling

791
00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:08,629
and a little bit addictive.

792
00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:12,500
And...

793
00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:15,392
for me, it's either that
or hookers.

794
00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:19,006
<i>The husband and wife duo</i>

795
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:21,642
<i>at the core
of "Everybody Loves Raymond"</i>

796
00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:24,211
<i>was an echo of the very first
TV sitcom</i>

797
00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:27,314
<i>based on a standup act,
the husband and wife team</i>

798
00:38:27,338 --> 00:38:29,583
<i>of George Burns
and Gracie Allen.</i>

799
00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:31,485
I wouldn't let this get out
of the house

800
00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:33,220
because you're gonna
be laughed at.

801
00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:34,488
Aah, let 'em laugh.

802
00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:36,891
They laugh at all
intelligent women.

803
00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:38,492
They even
laughed at Joan of Arc,

804
00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:40,508
but she went right ahead
and built it.

805
00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:46,467
Built, built what?

806
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:48,936
The Ark.

807
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,138
The Ark was built by a man.

808
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,774
The person who built the Ark
was a woman.

809
00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:55,209
Noah.

810
00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:58,412
How could I know her?
She's been dead for years.

811
00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:03,250
<i>Like George Burns, Jack Benny
translated his standup routine</i>

812
00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:05,486
<i>to television in the 1950s.</i>

813
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:08,789
He would just go, "Well..."
and we'd be screaming.

814
00:39:08,813 --> 00:39:11,525
Well, on the page,
that's not a joke.

815
00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:15,229
But it was a way he delivered
everything and his timing.

816
00:39:15,253 --> 00:39:16,931
Well, while you're thinking,
do you mind

817
00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:18,732
if I look over the clauses
in the contract?

818
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:21,368
Let's see, well, here.

819
00:39:21,392 --> 00:39:22,703
Thank you.

820
00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,457
There it is, right there.

821
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,512
Hmm.

822
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,062
Hmm.

823
00:39:35,506 --> 00:39:39,420
Jack Benny was
a standup comedian.

824
00:39:39,444 --> 00:39:44,058
George Burns was a standup
comedian.

825
00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:49,029
But their television shows
became

826
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,599
just extensions of
their radio shows.

827
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:57,471
<i>Standups were largely absent
from TV sitcoms in the 1960s,</i>

828
00:39:57,495 --> 00:40:00,374
<i>but in the 1970s,
the idea got a reboot</i>

829
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:04,245
<i>when an established comic was
offered his own TV sitcom,</i>

830
00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:07,014
<i>a comedian who first stepped
on stage</i>

831
00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:11,237
<i>more than a decade earlier
in Chicago.</i>

832
00:40:13,878 --> 00:40:16,423
<i>In the 1950s,
a Chicago accountant</i>

833
00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:18,926
<i>began to dream of
something more.</i>

834
00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:21,462
<i>Next to his adding machine
and ledger book,</i>

835
00:40:21,486 --> 00:40:24,565
<i>he kept a notebook, where he'd
jot down funny thoughts.</i>

836
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:26,834
<i>The accountant's name
was Bob Newhart.</i>

837
00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,869
I wasn't thinking of stand-up
or anything,

838
00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:31,005
I'd just get these ideas
and write them down.

839
00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:34,174
<i>Bob quit accounting
to pursue comedy,</i>

840
00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:36,510
<i>but things weren't happening.</i>

841
00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:37,845
<i>Years passed.</i>

842
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:40,848
I was thinking to myself,
"You have really screwed up,

843
00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:43,484
you really have,
you've screwed up your life."

844
00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:45,920
<i>Eventually a record company
agreed</i>

845
00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:48,322
<i>to record some of Bob's
routines,</i>

846
00:40:48,346 --> 00:40:50,291
<i>but even that was a challenge.</i>

847
00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:54,061
They said, "Okay, we'll record
you at your next night club."

848
00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:56,130
And I said, "Well,
see, we have a problem there.

849
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:57,665
I've never played
in a night club."

850
00:40:57,689 --> 00:41:01,201
<i>When "The Button-Down Mind
of Bob Newhart" was released,</i>

851
00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:04,071
<i>it instantly shot to the top
of the charts,</i>

852
00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:07,508
<i>knocking Elvis Presley out
of the number one position.</i>

853
00:41:07,532 --> 00:41:10,110
"Now, what's the first
thing we're going to do

854
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,612
before we pull out into traffic?

855
00:41:11,636 --> 00:41:15,716
What did Mr. Adams do before he
let you pull out into traffic?

856
00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:19,687
Well, I mean besides praying,
let's say."

857
00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:23,757
It was thrust upon me and I
wasn't really ready for it.

858
00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:31,732
So I had to learn my craft as I
was appearing

859
00:41:31,756 --> 00:41:34,401
in front of 3,000, 4,000,
5,000 people.

860
00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:40,331
Uh, looking back
on the Mutiny...

861
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,679
I think a lot of
the trouble there stemmed

862
00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:47,982
from the fact that you men
weren't coming to me

863
00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:49,383
with your problems.

864
00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:52,553
Uh, as I explained to you before
we started out,

865
00:41:52,577 --> 00:41:56,023
the door to my office
is always open.

866
00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:59,793
Uh, I think you know why it's
always open.

867
00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,495
Uh, that was stolen...

868
00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:07,101
<i>When Newhart was offered</i>
<i>a sitcom in 19</i> 7 <i>2,</i>

869
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,003
<i>the producers wanted a setting</i>

870
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:12,306
<i>that would maximize Bob's
ability to "listen funny."</i>

871
00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:16,477
<i>The first idea... make him
a psychiatrist.</i>

872
00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:20,381
And I felt, well, I don't know,
psychiatrists kind of deal

873
00:42:20,405 --> 00:42:22,549
with seriously disturbed people,

874
00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:25,152
and much as I would
personally like

875
00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:26,787
to get humor out of it,

876
00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:30,224
I didn't think it was right
for television.

877
00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:32,860
<i>So the character was made
a psychologist,</i>

878
00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:35,162
<i>which still gave Bob plenty
of room</i>

879
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:37,297
<i>to react to unusual characters.</i>

880
00:42:37,321 --> 00:42:38,799
One time,

881
00:42:38,823 --> 00:42:42,836
Jack Riley created that
great character Mr. Carlin,

882
00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:45,639
and I was having a conversation
with him.

883
00:42:45,663 --> 00:42:47,674
I said, "How did last week go?"

884
00:42:47,698 --> 00:42:50,511
I only had one problem
this week.

885
00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:53,514
Well, why don't you tell
me about it?

886
00:42:53,538 --> 00:42:56,850
He said, "Saturday, I was
possessed by the devil."

887
00:42:56,874 --> 00:43:01,221
Yesterday morning,
I was possessed by the devil.

888
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:04,391
And of course, being
a psychologist, I would say,

889
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:07,694
"Well, do you want to go
with that, Mr. Carlin?"

890
00:43:07,718 --> 00:43:10,864
I'm glad we wrestled that
exorcism thing

891
00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:12,733
out for you, Mr. Carlin.

892
00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:16,570
It was cold in there.

893
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:19,573
<i>From the beginning,
Newhart was insistent</i>

894
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,709
<i>his sitcom character not have
any children,</i>

895
00:43:22,733 --> 00:43:25,379
<i>but the producers pushed back,
creating a script</i>

896
00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:26,847
<i>where Bob becomes a father.</i>

897
00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:29,316
And I said, "I read the script,"
and he said,

898
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:30,717
"Oh, how did you like it?"

899
00:43:30,741 --> 00:43:32,319
And I said, "It's very funny."

900
00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:34,988
He said, "Oh, we weren't sure
you were going to like it."

901
00:43:35,012 --> 00:43:38,459
I said, "No, there are
a lot of good jokes."

902
00:43:38,483 --> 00:43:42,529
I said, "Who are you going to
get to play Bob?"

903
00:43:42,553 --> 00:43:43,997
He said, "Okay."

904
00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:47,668
<i>Newhart was equally strident
in protecting</i>

905
00:43:47,692 --> 00:43:49,336
<i>his unique speaking cadence,</i>

906
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,405
<i>when producer Lorenzo Music
asked Bob</i>

907
00:43:51,429 --> 00:43:53,440
<i>to pick up
the pace of his dialogue.</i>

908
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,942
He said,

909
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:59,546
"Bob, could you run some
of the speeches together?

910
00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:02,883
Because
the show is running long."

911
00:44:02,907 --> 00:44:06,353
And I said, "Lorenzo, this
stammer has gotten me a home

912
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,523
in Beverly Hills, and I'm not
about to change it."

913
00:44:09,547 --> 00:44:12,493
W-What can I do for you?

914
00:44:12,517 --> 00:44:15,629
Uh, M-Mr. Johnson, smiling
and whistling while you work

915
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:17,231
doesn't seem to be a problem

916
00:44:17,255 --> 00:44:20,901
you should
see a psychologist about.

917
00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:23,190
You drive a hearse?

918
00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:28,308
That's the way I talk.
It's not like an affectation.

919
00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:30,744
It isn't something I created
for the character.

920
00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:31,879
That's the way I talk.

921
00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:35,582
<i>"The Bob Newhart Show" ended</i>
<i>in 19</i> 7 <i>8,</i>

922
00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:40,554
<i>but four years later,
Bob returned with a new sitcom.</i>

923
00:44:40,578 --> 00:44:45,058
<i>The setting was different,
but the formula was the same:</i>

924
00:44:45,082 --> 00:44:47,628
<i>Bob reacting to a range of
oddball characters.</i>

925
00:44:47,652 --> 00:44:48,996
What are you confused about?

926
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:52,013
Love and lust.

927
00:45:01,899 --> 00:45:03,731
See if I have a dictionary.

928
00:45:06,437 --> 00:45:08,782
He was funniest when he was
reacting.

929
00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:12,152
Whatever you did was
funnier if Bob was in the scene.

930
00:45:12,176 --> 00:45:17,624
Do you know what it's like
to feel wild desire?

931
00:45:17,648 --> 00:45:20,027
Boiling passion?

932
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:23,215
To want carnal knowledge
of a total stranger?

933
00:45:25,189 --> 00:45:28,669
S-Sort, sort of, sort of.

934
00:45:28,693 --> 00:45:32,172
<i>For Newhart, the studio audience</i>

935
00:45:32,196 --> 00:45:34,575
<i>was key to each episode's
success,</i>

936
00:45:34,599 --> 00:45:38,278
<i>a partner of sorts in making
decisions about what's funny.</i>

937
00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:41,682
The writing was better
and the actors were better

938
00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:43,684
because of the live audience.

939
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:47,688
And the first time we used

940
00:45:47,712 --> 00:45:49,356
Larry, Darryl, and Darryl...

941
00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:52,159
Hi, I'm Larry.
This is my brother, Darryl.

942
00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:54,584
That's my other brother, Darryl.

943
00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:01,501
How ya doin'?

944
00:46:01,525 --> 00:46:06,506
"I threw my back out last week
crawling under houses."

945
00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:09,910
I throw'd my back out last week
crawlin' under a house.

946
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,979
Sounds like a tough job.

947
00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:16,216
He said, "It wasn't work,
I enjoy crawling under houses."

948
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,485
So...

949
00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:20,842
It wasn't a job, I just like
crawling under houses.

950
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:27,060
And then when they leave,
they get another 20 seconds.

951
00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:31,098
I wish there was some way of
making this up to you.

952
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,634
Dick, there was that dead
possum out by the well.

953
00:46:33,658 --> 00:46:35,035
We'll take it!

954
00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:37,271
Darryl! Darryl!

955
00:46:44,535 --> 00:46:47,014
Without a live audience,
we wouldn't have known that.

956
00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:48,849
Because immediately after
the show,

957
00:46:48,873 --> 00:46:50,350
I went to the writers and said,

958
00:46:50,374 --> 00:46:53,220
"You know, let's write another
script with these guys in it.

959
00:46:53,244 --> 00:46:54,576
The audience loved them."

960
00:46:56,614 --> 00:46:59,326
<i>The most prominent standup
of the television era</i>

961
00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:01,828
<i>also created the most popular
sitcom</i>

962
00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:04,631
<i>of TV's first half-century...
Bill Cosby.</i>

963
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:10,604
He had comedic power and energy
and skill

964
00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:15,309
in such huge quantities

965
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,478
that he kind of blew
everybody else away.

966
00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:21,515
<i>Cosby started in standup
in the 1960s,</i>

967
00:47:21,539 --> 00:47:23,417
<i>but his breakthrough came</i>

968
00:47:23,441 --> 00:47:26,620
<i>when his first comedy album
was released.</i>

969
00:47:26,644 --> 00:47:27,954
It just struck a nerve.

970
00:47:27,978 --> 00:47:30,857
It was observational,
relatable humor.

971
00:47:30,881 --> 00:47:32,426
It was about family.

972
00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:34,895
There is no pain in
the world greater

973
00:47:34,919 --> 00:47:37,764
than the pain a man gets when he
goes out on a date,

974
00:47:37,788 --> 00:47:40,334
plants his date down in the seat
in the movie,

975
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:43,637
puts his arm around the chair
in the movie and leaves it there

976
00:47:43,661 --> 00:47:46,573
for two and a half hours.

977
00:47:46,597 --> 00:47:48,241
The blood from his fingertips

978
00:47:48,265 --> 00:47:50,310
drains to the center
of his chest.

979
00:47:50,334 --> 00:47:51,611
"What are you doing?"

980
00:47:51,635 --> 00:47:54,414
"I'm trying to save my wrist,
what do you think?"

981
00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:58,685
It was kind of an epiphany
of, "Wow!

982
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:02,155
This is so..."

983
00:48:02,179 --> 00:48:04,691
I connected with something
so much,

984
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,727
and it made me laugh so much.

985
00:48:06,751 --> 00:48:09,262
I remember we would just listen
to it all the time.

986
00:48:09,286 --> 00:48:13,400
Yeah, he was kind of, I guess,
if I had to pick a person

987
00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:14,735
who inspired me to do stand-up,

988
00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:16,728
it would be him and listening
to that album.

989
00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:23,043
<i>Bill Cosby's first try at
a sitcom lasted just two years.</i>

990
00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:25,846
<i>More than a decade later,
he'd try again,</i>

991
00:48:25,870 --> 00:48:29,383
<i>this time creating one of
the biggest hits of all time,</i>

992
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:30,984
<i>"The Cosby Show."</i>

993
00:48:31,008 --> 00:48:33,854
Now, get your utensils, alright?

994
00:48:33,878 --> 00:48:38,191
Alright...

995
00:48:38,215 --> 00:48:41,185
you see, what we've got...

996
00:48:44,355 --> 00:48:46,133
Dad!

997
00:48:46,157 --> 00:48:49,469
Carve, not hack.

998
00:48:49,493 --> 00:48:51,905
Cosby changed, he changed
everything to me.

999
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,274
Number one, he
was a really funny guy

1000
00:48:54,298 --> 00:48:57,144
that I'd seen... "I Spy" on up
in his career...

1001
00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:59,713
All of the sudden,
he played a great dad.

1002
00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:03,650
Vanessa, come here.

1003
00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:06,920
Come here!

1004
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:09,175
Here! Here! Here!

1005
00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:14,194
See, there is there.
This is here.

1006
00:49:14,218 --> 00:49:15,395
Come here.

1007
00:49:15,419 --> 00:49:17,497
Dad, Denise pushed us
out of the bathroom

1008
00:49:17,521 --> 00:49:19,332
and so the shampoo's
in Rudy's eyes

1009
00:49:19,356 --> 00:49:21,835
and she won't let me rinse it
off like Mom said to

1010
00:49:21,859 --> 00:49:23,837
and now Rudy might
be blinded for life.

1011
00:49:23,861 --> 00:49:26,695
If she is, can we get a dog?

1012
00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:31,511
Number one, he was funny,
he was subtle,

1013
00:49:31,535 --> 00:49:34,314
and if you noticed, I think
Cosby was

1014
00:49:34,338 --> 00:49:36,082
giving everybody else
the comedy.

1015
00:49:36,106 --> 00:49:39,386
Boys come by the house
and I bark.

1016
00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:42,255
Pretty soon, boys
come by and they say,

1017
00:49:42,279 --> 00:49:45,125
"Old Yeller lives up there."

1018
00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:48,361
All I'm saying is that some
good ones come by

1019
00:49:48,385 --> 00:49:50,230
and some bad ones come by.

1020
00:49:50,254 --> 00:49:53,366
That's who I am, Old Yeller.
That's my job.

1021
00:49:53,390 --> 00:49:57,237
Cliff, you know at
the end of that movie...

1022
00:49:57,261 --> 00:49:59,560
they shot Old Yeller.

1023
00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:07,080
<i>As with all of his work,
Cosby was trying to do more</i>

1024
00:50:07,104 --> 00:50:08,548
<i>than just entertain,</i>

1025
00:50:08,572 --> 00:50:11,585
<i>he wanted his sitcom
to make a difference.</i>

1026
00:50:11,609 --> 00:50:14,387
To make a TV series
and make stories

1027
00:50:14,411 --> 00:50:17,157
from your monologues,

1028
00:50:17,181 --> 00:50:19,726
but these things would...

1029
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:23,029
The adjustment would be to
consciously

1030
00:50:23,053 --> 00:50:26,066
raise the awareness
of the viewer.

1031
00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:28,568
In other words, what you're
writing, what you're writing,

1032
00:50:28,592 --> 00:50:29,970
and what you're saying.

1033
00:50:29,994 --> 00:50:34,007
<i>Cosby's decision to present
an affluent black family</i>

1034
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,942
<i>was criticized by some who
wanted to see</i>

1035
00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:37,477
<i>a more typical setting.</i>

1036
00:50:37,501 --> 00:50:40,413
<i>But the critics were vastly
outnumbered by the audience,</i>

1037
00:50:40,437 --> 00:50:41,681
<i>who made the show</i>

1038
00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:43,183
<i>number one for years.</i>

1039
00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:44,618
Do you know what I think
a zerbut is?

1040
00:50:44,642 --> 00:50:46,152
I just remembered.

1041
00:50:46,176 --> 00:50:47,921
A zerbut is this.

1042
00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:50,957
That's a zerbut! Yeah!

1043
00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:54,661
Right! I zerbut you.

1044
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,163
I zerbut you!

1045
00:51:04,161 --> 00:51:07,107
<i>Standup comedy isn't a job,
it's a life.</i>

1046
00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:10,810
<i>While many comics are most
famous for their sitcoms,</i>

1047
00:51:10,834 --> 00:51:14,381
<i>in the end they always return
to the place they started,</i>

1048
00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:19,286
<i>in front of an audience, alone,
in search of one more laugh.</i>

1049
00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:22,822
You don't really think about,
"why do I do this?"

1050
00:51:22,846 --> 00:51:24,958
It's just, this is what I do.

1051
00:51:24,982 --> 00:51:28,395
It's like fish,
I'm going to swim, you know.

1052
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,464
It's literally working
without a wire,

1053
00:51:31,488 --> 00:51:32,666
that's what I feel like.

1054
00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:34,768
You're up on the high wire
and this and that.

1055
00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:37,470
You don't have a band to cut to,
you don't have any other...

1056
00:51:37,494 --> 00:51:38,772
No one else to help you out.

1057
00:51:38,796 --> 00:51:41,174
So it's a very independent art.

1058
00:51:41,198 --> 00:51:44,077
That's why I say, that one night
at the Sands,

1059
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:47,280
I became a stand-up comic,
because I said to myself,

1060
00:51:47,304 --> 00:51:50,317
"It doesn't matter
what happens, I'll handle it."

1061
00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:53,653
The thing that's most gratifying
or touching, whatever,

1062
00:51:53,677 --> 00:51:56,389
is a lot of people do come up
to me and say,

1063
00:51:56,413 --> 00:51:58,592
"You were my mom,
you raised me."

1064
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:01,595
I thank God for standup comedy

1065
00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:06,433
because it kind of set me
on my path, you know?

1066
00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:10,758
Actually, I found something
that I was passionate about.

1067
00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:19,760
<i>They are the pioneers
of television.</i>

1068
00:54:18,322 --> 00:54:20,500
It's not hard to get a laugh.

1069
00:54:20,524 --> 00:54:25,538
It's hard to get a laugh
at 8:00 on Tuesday

1070
00:54:25,562 --> 00:54:28,208
'cause that's when the show is.

1071
00:54:28,232 --> 00:54:30,944
That's what's hard.

1072
00:54:30,968 --> 00:54:34,114
A lot of people say funny things
all the time

1073
00:54:34,138 --> 00:54:36,216
and get big laughs.

1074
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,451
Everyone has gotten a laugh.

1075
00:54:38,475 --> 00:54:40,019
Almost.

1076
00:54:40,043 --> 00:54:41,287
You know, and...

1077
00:54:41,311 --> 00:54:44,691
Socially, wherever.

1078
00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:47,360
The hard part is doing it
at a time and place

1079
00:54:47,384 --> 00:54:49,295
of someone else's choosing.

1080
00:54:49,319 --> 00:54:50,630
That's the profession,

1081
00:54:50,654 --> 00:54:57,470
and that takes many,
many, many years.

1082
00:54:57,494 --> 00:55:00,073
<i>For more insider features
about your favorite TV stars,</i>

1083
00:55:00,097 --> 00:55:02,408
<i>stories you won't hear
anywhere else,</i>

1084
00:55:02,432 --> 00:55:06,392
<i>visit pbs.org.</i>

